Yes I succumbed to the dreaded January detox this year. I’ve always been a major skeptic of the detox, but after the last 5 days I am prepared to eat my words. Or at least drink my green smoothie and lemon water.
My friend Green Dean launched a 7 day belly detox challenge via facebook and I was intrigued. I met Dean late last year though a mutual friend when I did an urban gardening workshop with him. And I was inspired to re-invigorate my veggie patch. A few weeks later I dragged hubby and Mr12 along to do a chicken workshop – we are now the proud owner of four beautiful chickens who each give us an egg most days. I really like his philosophy to food and life in general so I thought I’d give his detox a go.
Our gorgeous girls scoffing down a bowl of yogurt |
But I digress…
I slowly and steadily lost about 7kg over the last six months, but the excesses of Christmas and a week in Sydney and Canberra last week resulted in a couple of those returning, along with a feeling of general malaise. Not to mention the little podgy bloat-belly that resurfaced. Yuk.
Dean’s challenge didn’t look all that hard. And I loved it was only 7 days. Even though I knew that would be a massive struggle, especially as I had many social engagements during the week! [Note to self, don’t book in eight coffee meetings and lunches in detox week…]
There were ten simple rules:
- No dairy – this would be my toughest challenge, despite not eating a wide variety of dairy I do love my cheese. Far more than it loves me. Luckily a bit of plain yogurt was allowed
- No wheat products – I love bread too. It also doesn’t love me. Oh well…
- No meat or animal products including eggs. This was a toughie as I have an egg for breakfast nearly every day.
- No sugar – surprisingly this was the easiest. I did sneak in a few medjool dates
- No salt – again, not too difficult given there were no eggs, one of the few things I do add salt too.
- No caffeine – I am sick of drinking peppermint tea!
- No alcohol – again, surprised by how easy this was. No, I was shocked.
- No white or refined foods – including pasta, white rice, pastry, bread
- Drink at least 2L of water a day – something I already did
- Make and drink the two green smoothies Dean recommended every day.
Dean’s belly fruit smoothie – banana, blueberries, green leaves, yogurt, mango, prunes, linseed, sunflower seed, aloe vera juice |
This was my favourite. Dean’s belly green smoothie – banana, avocado, cucumber, green leaves, mint, honey, sunflower seeds, almonds |
So. There you have it. Not too difficult.
So how did I go? Well, I lasted five days, with one meal including haloumi and a tiny bit of seafood on a couple of occasions. I was very impressed with myself.
My almost-detox lunch – stunning salad with a few different tomatoes, basil, red onion, olive tapenade, avocado, haloumi. From Kitchen Sanitarium cafe on Eagle Street. One of the best lunches I’ve had in town for ages. A vegetarian cafe that I will definitely return to. |
Over that five days I lost 2.7kg of gunk and bloat and I feel great.
I’ll definitely incorporate a lot of what I did over the last five days into my regular diet. Including:
- starting the day with a mug of warm-hot water with the juice of half a squeezed lemon
- eating a bit more fruit – aiming for 1 piece a day
- eating lots of veggies, especially raw. I’m a big veggie eater anyway, but usually cooked. Aiming for more raw
- limiting how much cheese I eat – I probably don’t need it every day. Sigh.
- we had cut down our meat consumption significantly in 2012 but I’m aiming for 2 vegetarian days a week in 2013 – a great excuse to use all my vegetarian cookbooks
- I don’t eat a lot of sugar anyway, but I love baking. I’ve discovered rapadura sugar and am using maple syrup a lot more as a sweetener – the real stuff, not that fake nastiness
- less alcohol – aim for 4-5 alcohol free days a week
- a few green smoothies every week
- much less wheat – I’ve just bought 10kg of organic spelt flour so am going to do more baking and bread making with that so I’m not tempted to eat wheat based products. Spelt flour makes great muffins and pizza bases AND my tummy loves it!
- I don’t drink a lot of caffeine – 1-2 cups of tea a day and usually only 3-4 coffees a week, so I doubt I’ll change that
- I also don’t eat a lot of salt as I don’t buy or eat many packaged foods. A blood test a few months ago actually showed my sodium levels were on the too-low level so I add a bit of salt to foods to get it into the healthy range. And yes, the odd pack of chips.
Celebrating the premature end of my detox with scrambled egg, sauteed mushroom, smoked salmon and a much loved cup of tea [Twinings English Breakfast of course!] |
Sam says
Hi Mel,
I’m on day five of a seven-day fast right now in Thailand. When I did my first one years ago I was highly sceptical and only did it because my husband was keen and it would have been dull sipping cocktails on the beach by myself (this was on Thailand’s Ko Pha Ngan). But by the end of it I was a convert and this one is my fourth.
The one I’ve followed is quite intense and popular with a lot of health resorts in Southeast Asia — psyllium husk, bentonite clay, herbal supplements, and yes, that tube up the butt twice a day! This time I’m doing a sugar free one which means only a little lime in the drinks and no juices; it hasn’t been as tough as I’d expected but I’ve slipped in two coconuts.
I do it partly for the weight loss, but also because it restores to me the wonder of food; it’s almost like I deal with the devil and say look if I can eat again, I promise it’ll be the good stuff! And my does food taste good when you eat it again. It sort of resets the clock for me and is a great renewal.
Anyway well done on yours Mel and those smoothies look wonderful — think I’ll be nicking those recipes when I’m back eating again!
Mel Kettle says
Thanks Sam. I don’t know if I could do the tube up the butt, so all power to you! Especially twice a day! Ick!
I agree with your comment about being restored to the power of food – we are so lucky with food in Australia, I think a few days of deprivation of favourite foods makes you enjoy the tastes and smells so much more. Enjoy your last couple of days.
The Food Sage says
I have to admit, i’ve never done a detox – although i’m sure it would do me the world of good. One day!
Annette says
Sounds good Mel. I wasn’t a great salt eater either until I found pink Himalayan salt a few yrs ago. Full of minerals and no nasty stuff like the ole Saxa salt and the like.
Particularly good with avocado and freshly ground black pepper and cooked mushies in a blob of olive oil (the mushies not the avo). A brekkie fav of mine.
rhubarbwhine.com says
I’m sticking with the morning smoothies, when I can. Something very cleansing about a smoothie 🙂
Colliwat Farm says
I’ve never done a detox but I try to improve my habits. While I can see the value in trying a detox I think working on my long term habits is better for me in the long run and suits my personality better – I guess it’s like the food goals you were talking about. A couple of years ago I decided to increase the amount of fruit I eat every day and really focused on having two pieces of fruit without changing anything else. I can happily say I haven’t been sick nearly so often (not sure I can say it’s entirely due to the fruit though). I think my next goal will be to drink more water. I’ve just started working full time and because I’m on my feet all day in different locations I forget to drink enough water through the day.
Mel Kettle says
Thanks for all your comments! I gave this a go mainly to kickstart few better habits. I’m mostly continuing with the lemon water, and have had a smoothie or two since finishing. I’ve also been making a conscious effort to eat more fruit and drink more water.